Wowowowoowowowowowooww.

Ok I feel incrediblyedibly ill.

No.

Like reeeeeeeeeeeeally ill and sick.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh. It's like I'm still drunk, but there's all this pain and sickness in my head. I might have fallen in some stinging nettles last night but I'm not sure...

OH yeah! I was trying to steal these lantern thingies from the roadworks, but in my drunken state kept dropping them so they stopped working. Ach, they would have been good at the Reading festival.

You don't understand how absolutely positively disgusteringly fouly amazingly sick I feel.

And Fe is the chemical term for iron by the way. I shall be giving out no medals this time.

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