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It's just porn, mom 2002-09-01 | 10:26 a.m. So I got selected to go on stage to help out about 10 magicians do their act. I lay down on the stage and couldn't see the audience as there was light shining only on me. Then the magicians' moustaches began to grow rapidly and waver about like snakes. Then I heard my mobile phone ring. "Fuck," I thought. "I am in the middle of an important act and someone is trying to phone me..." But in reality it was Leanne ringing me, but my phone's battery ran out before I had a chance to answer it. So I was scrabbling around looking for my charger but in the end had to go downstairs and use Steve's. I should have told her last night that I don't need a lift to work as I'm not going in today. At least I got more sleep than I have the previous week. But I have to go home tomorrow... FHM is a really fantastic magazine by the way. I feel able to admire the beautiful nearly naked females in a completely altruistic way, and there are some very funny articles in it too. I didn't like the 'mutated body part of the month' award, as I didn't really fancy seeing what a foot looks like after a rotary lawn mower has gone over it, but meh, the rest of it is supoib. |
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