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And Alan Partridge in a pear tree
2002-12-26 | 12:21 a.m.

Best Christmas cracker joke I have ever got in my fucking life:

Q. What do you call a girl who balances pints of lager on her nose?

A. Beatrix.

Also, was I the only person in Britain to not know that duck in French is canard? Canard. 'kin 'ard. Hehe.



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