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Watching and laughing
2003-05-25 | 3:34 p.m.

Stupid drunken brain making me do pissy, hyper entries. I will try to remain sober until next Saturday, which shouldn't be too hard considering I'm meant to be concentrating on the looming, dooming exam on Wednesday. At 2.30pm on Wednesday 28th May 2003 I want everyone to say a prayer for me whether you believe in Jesus, Allah, Vishnu, Bigfoot, or any iconic figure (not Hitler), it doesn't really matter to be honest.

My friend Natalie managed to consume THREE LITRES of wine last night. Eh? Even I cannot do that, and if I had done that last night then today I would have been cosily placed to rest in a morgue.

They all got bored last night at Simon's after I left (not that my absence caused the boredom, it was just one of those "things" that "happen") and they ended up watching porn. They watched porn without me! Fucking disgraceful. Still, they never had the pleasure of riding a bicycle pissed, giggling and playing 'Don't Crash Into The Car' (I won't be doing that again in a hurry, honest, officer).



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