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It's gonna happen anyway
2003-05-31 | 1:28 p.m.

I feel all queasy. I hope it passes by this evening, but at least having a hangover now will prevent me from drinking too much tonight. We watched porn last night. It was shit. The woman was blatantly faking it, even more so when she started saying in a terrible German accent, "Ohhhhhh! Das ist gut, ja!?" No, das ist nein gut you piss-poor tart. It was a big pile of wanky wank wank bollocks. The blokes who were watching it were enjoying it so much they didn't even notice I left.

Before the porn, our drunken auto-witter conversation had been on Big Brother (poor Anouska, I really wished she'd stayed in) and sex. Two of my friends here have slept with nine and eleven men respectively and (oh you probably don't even want to be reading about this but tough) they claim they have only ever had an orgasm once during sex. I found this quite shocking as they are far more experienced than me (I can count the number of men I've slept with on three fingers, and even then I'd have a finger left over) but you know, hmm, yes... Time to stop I think.

Today is my last day of being 18. It was a truly wonderful age to be for a year. I hope 19 treats me well.

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