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To you
2003-07-27 | 12:52 p.m.

Yesterday my brother informed me his friend had received his Reading festival ticket in the post ages ago.

I haven't got mine.

It wasn't coming by special delivery or anything.

A bent postman could have stolen it.

I can see it now - a grinning postman with one of those Chuckle brothers-esque moustaches, driving around in his little red Royal Mail van having gleefully pocketed MY Reading ticket.

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

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