strawberri's wishlist:

1) One freshly plucked bonsai kitten. (Preferably grey and fluffy although if you buy me one of another colour and of un-fluffiness I can always bash the fucker over the head and dye its fur while it's out cold and put it in the tumble dryer for several minutes to give its coat some va va voom...sounds like a plan to me!)

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