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Her arse is a spaceship I want to ride
2004-03-23 | 11:22 a.m.

Oh yeah, I was on the phone to my blokey last night and for some reason I launched into a conversation about how distressed I was that Karl and Susan were splitting up. He listened with some concern and eventually asked who, exactly, Karl and Susan were. When I told him they were characters out of Neighbours he threatened to hang up on me.

The cheek!

I'm going to get my hair trimmed at the hairdressers today - I have more split ends than actual hairs. Just a trim and I'm already quaking in my booties. Hairdressers are evil and scary. Don't you forget it.

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