So yes, today I have been to the gym (the first time since December, ahahaha), done the dishwasher, ironed a skirt and put a load of washing on. Soon I will take off my toenail varnish and re-paint them (as opposed to merely painting over the chips). And later I am going round Damian's.

It always surprises me when I look at how long it's been since I last updated and I have no idea how or why time slips by with me merrily not noticing it, but I suppose it's just one of those things and I don't really have any juicy or interesting gossip.

Although I did get a good case in court last week - man allegedly murdered his best friend with a samurai sword. I was sat up by the judge and only just over a foot away from the witnesses, one of whom was the defendant's mother. She cried a lot, which was hard to watch (I wanted to hug her and give her a tissue) and she kept repeating how her son was a 'good boy' and couldn't possibly have killed his friend. Unfortunately the defence had to interrupt and point out 'You say he is a "good boy" yet you have just seen CCTV footage of him stabbing someone in the face with a carving knife.' Well what you bloody say to that I don't know!

I probably shouldn't be writing about that in here.

Moving on...

About a month ago I decided I was feeling somewhat chubby and cut out all manner of junk food from my diet. On Wednesday I went and weighed myself in Tesco and according to its machine I am 5 foot 6.5/169 cm and 9st 4lb/59.1 kg, which I don't think I have ever been in my entire life as an adult. As a result of this I have no alcohol tolerance WHATSOEVER anymore and during my night out in Hitchin on Friday the following happened. Ouch! I turn the grand old age of 23 this forthcoming Friday but still, I don't see myself EVER learning.

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