'I just drove past a pound shop truck and thought of you. :-)'

How the hell is that meant to be a nice thing?! I ask you.

I mean, you might as well say 'I went to a farm today and saw a wart-encrusted pig, wallowing in its own manure and snuffling around for truffles...and thought of you!'

(I was secretly amused though, if I'm being honest.)


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