2002-12-31 - Ta-ra
2002-12-30 - Andelez!
2002-12-28 - Hide n seek
2002-12-27 - Quench my thirst
2002-12-26 - Fox in hay
2002-12-26 - And Alan Partridge in a pear tree
2002-12-25 - Two turtle doves
2002-12-25 - Time for parties
2002-12-24 - And for my next trick...
2002-12-23 - May your Christmas be snowy, Joey
2002-12-21 - Don't stop me now
2002-12-20 - Looky here!
2002-12-19 - Woohah!
2002-12-18 - Open wide
2002-12-17 - One of those days
2002-12-16 - The spirit's high
2002-12-15 - Who, what, where?
2002-12-13 - Can't feel nothing
2002-12-11 - Stay now
2002-12-11 - Tuesday
2002-12-10 - Let me in the studio
2002-12-09 - So so
2002-12-08 - The Hindu Times
2002-12-08 - the osunds of the undeerground
2002-12-07 - A little whine
2002-12-06 - I want to be a pumpkin
2002-12-04 - BOGOF
2002-12-02 - Something kind of funny
2002-12-01 - What the hey
2002-11-29 - Insane in the brain
2002-11-27 - Three second memory
2002-11-25 - No guarantee
2002-11-22 - Thanks for nothing
2002-11-21 - Fuckaroo
2002-11-20 - Red lorry, yellow lorry
2002-11-19 - Do what I dare
2002-11-18 - Whisky on the rocks with a twist
2002-11-17 - And just like the movies
2002-11-16 - Don't live a little
2002-11-15 - Contagious outrageous
2002-11-15 - How would you feel?
2002-11-14 - Puke-o-rama
2002-11-14 - stealing a car for moe
2002-11-12 - slob
2002-11-12 - Waiting. For changes
2002-11-10 - When you're out of luck
2002-11-10 - Sugar makes my soul complete
2002-11-08 - Take me to the river
2002-11-06 - Hmmm?
2002-11-05 - I was sitting way down here
2002-11-04 - Something else
2002-11-03 - Tell me that it's real
2002-11-03 - Nyargh!
2002-11-02 - Joy to the world the bus driver's dead (I wish)
2002-11-01 - Hobo
2002-10-29 - 'I got a caramel cod!'
2002-10-28 - Envyyy
2002-10-24 - Let's talk about railways! Nooooooo!
2002-10-23 - Kick, kick, kick, kick boom
2002-10-22 - In this perfect weather
2002-10-20 - Like fire with fire
2002-10-19 - Run away with me
2002-10-18 - Over and over
2002-10-17 - Girl. I want. To be with you.
2002-10-16 - I'm forever blowing bubbles
2002-10-14 - gotta run
2002-10-13 - ooh! ooh!
2002-10-10 - Tick tock
2002-10-09 - Buzz
2002-10-08 - Fleh
2002-10-04 - flash yer cash
2002-10-03 - Like a bird in the sky
2002-09-30 - Look at me
2002-09-27 - My new life! (mememe)
2002-09-21 - I never did like goodbyes...
2002-09-20 - urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
2002-09-19 - 20% cotton, 10% nylon, 70% insayeeyayeeyane
2002-09-18 - Gimme some gimme some gas-o-line
2002-09-17 - This is for my people
2002-09-16 - Who wants to be normal?
2002-09-15 - I am the sexiest man in Jamaica
2002-09-14 - night fever
2002-09-13 - Bad thoughts, bad thoughts (whatcha gonna do when they come for you?)
- tikka, madam?
2002-09-11 - Pfuh
2002-09-10 - Might look sweet but we wanna be sour
2002-09-09 - Hold me forever
2002-09-08 - You make me sick
2002-09-07 - We are living in a material world
2002-09-07 - Just make it go away
2002-09-06 - When you're on a holiday...
2002-09-05 - Talk to the hand!
2002-09-04 - meh
2002-09-03 - It's all my brain requires
2002-09-02 - Give me those......and those!
2002-09-01 - It's just porn, mom
2002-08-31 - The end of a cruel summer
2002-08-27 - Now and then
2002-08-26 - All clean now
2002-08-21 - One day to go!
2002-08-20 - Sleeping pills please
2002-08-19 - Fuckidy fuck fuck fuck
2002-08-19 - Tie me kangaroo down, sport
2002-08-18 - .
2002-08-17 - Keep away
2002-08-16 - Never trust a salesman (or woman)
2002-08-15 - I'm clever I'm clever, ner nerny ner ner
2002-08-14 - Yargh...
2002-08-13 - Knightmare
2002-08-12 - Codswallop
2002-08-11 - Wha...?
2002-08-11 - Wowowowowowow.
2002-08-10 - Fe
2002-08-09 - Mr Messy
2002-08-07 - Shine-O Ball-O
2002-08-06 - Doctor doctor I think I'm a pair of curtains!
2002-08-06 - Super...dooper?
2002-08-05 - In your heeeeeaaad, Zombie
2002-08-04 - Soft drink please
2002-08-03 - insert description
2002-08-03 - # Crying, over you
2002-08-01 - # Sex-y...
2002-08-01 - Terror-terrorvision
2002-07-30 - Doctors and patients
2002-07-29 - Just call me Mr. Pinchy!
2002-07-28 - I'm baaaaaaack
2002-07-23 - say hello goodbye
2002-07-22 - curses!
2002-07-21 - Yowee power!
2002-07-20 - i'm going out and i want the world to know
2002-07-19 - things are good
2002-07-17 - spiders they want corners
2002-07-16 - zombies they want brains
2002-07-15 - boring doring noring
2002-07-13 - happier (a bit)
2002-07-13 - well
2002-07-12 - now the dark is rising (actually, it's just me emerging from bed)
2002-07-11 - sarcasmic baby!
2002-07-10 - i aye y aye am your little butterfly
2002-07-08 - out of order
2002-07-07 - can of worms (and thusness!)
2002-07-06 - Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
2002-07-05 - baby baby, why can't we just stay together? e-yay-e-yay-e-yay
2002-07-04 - further rants
2002-07-03 - dreams and phones
2002-07-02 - An entry out of respect for Alison and for no other reason whatsoever.
2002-07-02 - let me have a lie in!
2002-07-01 - death
2002-06-30 - fragile state of mind
2002-06-28 - fuck off
2002-06-26 - It could happen to any one of us...
2002-06-25 - Freedom! I won't let you down, so please don't give me up
2002-06-24 - just a spoonful of sugar
2002-06-23 - this is a short description for the "older links" page
2002-06-23 - Unlocked
2002-06-22 - hmph.
2002-06-20 - Epiphytes. hahaha
2002-06-19 - wish me luck!
2002-06-18 - *breathe*
2002-06-17 - gibberellins and xerophytes
2002-06-16 - I h8 skool (biology especially)
2002-06-15 - three-fooking-nil! :D
2002-06-14 - a very merry unbirthday to me, to you?!
2002-06-13 - 1st exam = good :)
2002-06-12 - It's getting hot in here
2002-06-12 - X is for X-ray
2002-06-11 - gahhhh!
2002-06-10 - idiot. IDIOT!
2002-06-08 - Dough
2002-06-07 - We love you Beckham!
2002-06-05 - Fnarr!
2002-06-03 - me and me mum and me dad and me gran and a bucket of vindaloo
2002-06-02 - Legal!
2002-05-31 - I don't want to say I'm sorry
2002-05-29 - How does it feel?
2002-05-27 - You got the music in you
2002-05-26 - second time lucky
2002-05-25 - Eeeeep!
2002-05-25 - last day EVER
2002-05-23 - champagne at 10... (am)
2002-05-22 - Oh shut up you tart
2002-05-21 - Me bad
2002-05-20 - I'm wicked and I'm lazy
2002-05-19 - No one can possibly hate me more than I hate myself
2002-05-18 - leaver's ball
2002-05-16 - I'm getting sunburn
2002-05-15 - I have a picture of you in my mind
2002-05-14 - Just go with the flow
2002-05-13 - Say what you wanted to ask me
2002-05-12 - Take me away
2002-05-11 - G'morning
2002-05-10 - the good and the bad...
2002-05-08 - Blah :P
2002-05-07 - my plug in baby, crucifies my enemy
2002-05-05 - I don't want to waste my time
2002-05-04 - I wear my sunglasses at night
2002-05-03 - London again baby!
2002-05-02 - Yo listen up, here's the story...
2002-05-02 - Yo listen up, here's the story...
2002-05-02 - don't let me get me
2002-04-30 - I want some Vans!
2002-04-29 - amadeeeeooooo
2002-04-28 - knots
2002-04-27 - mull over the meet up
2002-04-27 - Meet-up!
2002-04-25 - magic 8 ball
2002-04-24 - in the summertime when the weather is fine
2002-04-23 - Summer is here :)
2002-04-22 - paleness. eep.
2002-04-21 - gah........
2002-04-20 - ballgown
2002-04-19 - tick tock
2002-04-18 - diamonds - a girl's best friend?
2002-04-17 - :/
2002-04-15 - ba da, ba ba ba da!
2002-04-14 - and the whole world loves it when you sing the blues
2002-04-12 - Thistley!
2002-04-11 - ooh ahh just a little bit!
2002-04-10 - they don't know me
2002-04-08 - *describes*
2002-04-07 - 6A4EVR
2002-04-04 - Daniel V-A and trolleys!
2002-04-01 - random
2002-03-31 - I wanna be a hippy and I wanna get high on mari-marajuana!
2002-03-29 - Foam party - bleurgh!
2002-03-28 - Rargh!
2002-03-26 - Driving, sleeping and working
2002-03-24 - Fucking *great* night out!
2002-03-22 - When your past comes back
2002-03-20 - the grass is always greener...
2002-03-18 - rendez-vous - where to?
2002-03-17 - Nothing Compares 2U (sorry, it's on la radio)
2002-03-16 - Cor blimey guv'ner!
2002-03-16 - John
2002-03-15 - Nargh.
2002-03-14 - I'm no good with modesty :)
2002-03-13 - fucking NTL!
2002-03-10 - I would walk 500 miles
2002-03-07 - The Vengabus is coming
2002-03-05 - Sugarfree goodness...
2002-03-01 - Updations?!
2002-02-25 - So busy!
2002-02-23 - Welcome to Pulse n Vogue...
2002-02-21 - sugar cravings
2002-02-18 - Londres, mes amis...
2002-02-17 - Come what?
2002-02-16 - Eros
2002-02-14 - Will YOU be my Valentine?
2002-02-12 - Dr Atkins I've failed you...
2002-02-10 - Tee hee hee!
2002-02-08 - Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I feel so alive....
2002-02-06 - Do you feel my love? Do you feel it as I walk away?
2002-02-05 - WHY do you build me up, buttercup baby just to let me down...?
2002-02-03 - Leroy is my mojo man...
2002-02-02 - Mrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmph!
2002-01-31 - Consequences of sleep
2002-01-29 - Pfft...
2002-01-27 - Blue Sunday
2002-01-23 - She breaks just like a little girl
2002-01-21 - Work, work, work...
2002-01-21 - Work, work, work...
2002-01-19 - Last night!
2002-01-17 - Solitary brother
2002-01-16 - Monotony
2002-01-15 - Mr. Motivator!
2002-01-14 - Exam!
2002-01-13 - Crying at the discoteque...
2002-01-11 - I love you baaaaaaaaaby!
2002-01-10 - Still ill
2002-01-08 - Late night...
2002-01-06 - Flippin' 'eck!
2002-01-04 - *grumble...*
2002-01-03 - I gotta get thru this...
2002-01-02 - 2002? Doesn't feel like it...
2002-01-01 - Partaaaaaaay!
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