eli says:
how is england

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down says:
have you heard of the haggis, the little creature that lives in scotland? it's going to become extinct

eli says:
that sad

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down says:
yeah it's awful, the worst thing to happen since the demise of the dodo

eli says:
how is every thing

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down says:
well the haggis is dominating national news, other than that, it's all normal - tea at 4pm everyday and such.

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The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down says: strangers aren't allowed round, it's against the law of england

eli says: i want to see you have fun with you and go out with you

eli says: fuck the law

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down says: well in england that would be treason and people are hanged for treason!

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down says: we aren't even allowed to say 'kill the queen' otherwise we'll be taken to the tower of london and hanged

eli says: cool you are like in hell

The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down says: no, england

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