1) Lectures and seminars. My attention span is ten minutes tops, seriously.

2) The essays. Argh! Argh!

3) Being far enough away from the boyfriend to make our relationship 'long-distance'. (Oh well, we've coped before.)

4) The local news being Midlands Today where the main headline is along the lines of 'Man drops cigarette butt on floor, passing duck quacks in disgust.'

5) Living with lesbians. Their arguments are far worse than any hetero couple and it's only a matter of time before one bludgeons the other to death in a mad-crazed-sexual-anger-frenzy.

6) Living on the same busy street as a church...and a school...and a mosque. I will be hearing chants of 'Come and pray, come and pray!' on a daily basis for the next year.

7) Living in the same area as Mark Morrison.

8) No Internet in the house. Wah! Sob! Etc!

9) Hmm, think that's it. Less than ten, yay!

Pessimistic Sarah HAS left the building.

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