Oooh when I was in hospital all the time when I was about six and had to have electrocution (not sure it was that but I had electricity passed into me to cure some skin condition I had).

2. There is no number 2.

I'm a simple minded person. Eh?

3. What is your ideal marriage location?

Vegas or Gretna.

4. Which musical instrument do you wish you could play?

Piano or guitar. I can play the clarinet but then I have a phobia of reeds.

5. What's your favourite sexual position?

I am NOT saying this in public.

6. Favourite fabric?

Don't give a shit.

7. Something you love and hate?

I love Bad Girls. I hate Vernon Kaye.

8. What kind of bedding do you use?

Sheets, quilt. At uni I sometimes go for days without any sheets because it is a task and a half to put them on my bed.

9. What kind of soap do you use?

White, pink, aubergine, I do not care!

10. Do you tell your friends about your sex life?

I have most of them live around my bedroom so they can hear it first hand.

11. What's the one language you want to learn?

Spanish. Properly.

12. How do you eat an apple?

Bite and chew. Eh??

13. What do you order at a bar?

Tonight was double vodka redbull.

14. Have you ever pierced your body parts?

Ears. WOW what a fucking novelty that is. I should have a magazine article about it.

15. Do you have tattoos?

Nahhhh.

16. Would you ever admit to having done plastic surgery of any kind if confronted?

I'd probably let them remain fooled and jealous.

17. What's one of the "funniest" things you've ever done?

The funniest things I do are unintentional so I don't know. I fell down a flight of steps once. In a club. I could easily have died but it amused lots of people.

18. Do you drive stick?

Eh?

19. What's one trait you hate in a person?

Deceit.

20. What's the soonest that you've slept with someone?

Fucking hell...

21. What kind of watch(es) do you wear?

I have five Hello Kitty watches, which is worrying. I suffer from an abnormality that makes watches break, especially digital ones. It's something in my metabolism apparently.

22. Most frivolous purchase?

Shoes, contact lenses OOH EXCITING.

23. Do you consider yourself materialistic?

Fucking definitely but if the people I'm with are materialistic then they will be shot.

24. What do you cook the best?

No I do not cook. I cannot cook. I can't even do toast properly.

25. Favourite writing instrument?

Blooooooooooooooddddddddd.

26. Do you prefer to stand out or blend in?

Stand out. *attention seeker alert*

27. Do you have anything monogrammed?

What is a monogram?

28. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex?

Certainly.

29. What's one car you will never buy?

What's one car I WILL buy!? I will never pass my test. I am the worst driver in the world.

30. Have you ever done drugs?

Yes but none A class.

31. What kind of books do you like to read?

Ones I read when I was 12.

32. If you won the lottery, what would you do first?

Not tell anyone. Mwahahahhaa.

33. Burial or cremation?

Bury me. Not in my back garden please. I don't know where. You arrange it.

34. How many online journals do you read regularly?

About 20.

35. What's one thing you're a sore loser at?

People finding other people better looking than me.

36. If you don't like a person, how do you show it?

Heh. Telling them to eff off.

37. How many drinks before you're tipsy?

Two? I don't know.

38. Favourite kind of porn?

I do not have a favourite kind of porn (it's all good. Ha).

39. Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends?

Yes because they will obviously fancy me, even if they are straight.

40. Do you cry in front of friends?

Yarr.

41. What kind of first impression do you think you give to people?

Friendly and happy.

42. What's one thing you like to do alone?

I like to do most things alone.

43. What's the worst thing you ever said to someone?

Right I have called people a cunt and I used to really fucking hate that word but now I see it as the most quality word in the English language.

44. Are you a giver or a taker?

I take from people I don't like and give to people I like a la Robin Hood only I'm not gay.

45. What have you stolen before?

Do NOT want to say.

46. When's the last time you cried?

Quite recently.

47. Favourite communication method?

Txt msg. (Text me in txt msg language and you will die.)

48. What is one thing you don't leave home without?

Knickers.

49. What kind of music do you listen to?

Everything but country classics.

50. What's one thing you wish you could do but can't?

Erm..be Elvis?

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