Of course I decided to fix things straight away and realised that because I was in a black dress, tights and boots I could get away with being a witch. I asked my friend Woo if he would kindly seek me out a hat and broom and, well...I must be the only witch in the history of witches to be adorned with a Santa hat and Vileda mop. But at least I put the effort in! Eventually.

I was looking in my outbox of my phone this morning and was very amused to see the following message I sent to Woo after he'd left: 'Bondy got hold of a massive carving knife, I grabbed it off him and have hidden it in the oven!' The japes I get up to eh? At least no one was killed.

Anyway, next weekend I should probably spend detoxing. And MOT-ing, hopefully.

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