This has GOT to stop.
I've even contemplated chloroforming myself with a rag. That is, if I happened to own any chloroform or a rag, which I don't.

In fact I'm so bored I'm going to do this:

1. Bought everyone in the pub a drink
2. Swam with wild dolphins
3. Climbed a mountain (A few in Spain, Snowdon in Wales...though I went partially up that by train so I'm not sure it counts, several in the Lake District.)
4. Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
5. Been inside the Great Pyramid
6. Held a tarantula.
7. Taken a candle lit bath with someone
8. Said "I love you" and meant it
9. Hugged a tree (Possibly under the influence.)
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long and watched the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten your own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's nappy
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower
24. Gotten drunk on champagne
25. Given more than you can afford to charity
26. Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight (I pushed my Mister Whippy on the New Bloke's nose on Sunday, heh.)
29. Bet on a winning horse (I won the Grand National when I was about ten - my dad put the bet on for me. The horse was called Minnehoma.)
30. Taken a sick day when you were not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Held a lamb (At a petting zoo, where a goat ate the paper bag I was holding.)
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse Sun and moon.
41. Ridden a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking (At Reading 2003 if I remember rightly...)
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment (I'm actually happy most of the time.)
48. Had two hard drives for your computer
49. Visited all 50 states
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends (Ok this survey is getting cheesy.)
54. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country
55. Watched wild whales
56. Stolen a sign
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
61. Midnight late night walk on the beach
62. Sky diving
63. Visited Ireland
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Visited Japan
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero
71. Sung karaoke
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude
74. Gone Scuba diving
75. Got it on to "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it
81. Visited the Great Wall of China
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog (My housemates Tori and Natalie, the wenches.)
83. Dropped Windows in favor of something better
84. Started a business
85. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
86. Toured ancient sites
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy (No idea.)
95. Gotten divorced
96. Had sex at the office.
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Ridden a gondola in Venice
101. Gotten a tattoo
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Been on television news programs as an "expert"
105. Got flowers for no reason (Random man in a nightclub giving me a single rose...this has happened more than once.)
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand (Not proud of it.)
114. Gone to Thailand
115. Seen Siouxsie live
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Performed in Rocky Horror
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
129. Created and named your own constellation of stars
130. Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
134. ...more than once?
135. - More than thrice?
136. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
137. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking
138. Had an abortion or your female partner did
139. Had plastic surgery
140. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
141. Wrote articles for a large publication
142. Lost over 100 pounds
143. Held someone while they were having a flashback
144. Piloted an airplane
145. Petted a stingray
146. Broken someone's heart (Not to my knowledge.)
147. Helped an animal give birth
148. Been fired or laid off from a job
149. Won money on a T.V. game show
150. Broken a bone
151. Killed a human being
152. Gone on an African photo safari
153. Ridden a motorcycle
154. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100mph
155. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
156. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
157. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
158. Ridden a horse
159. Had major surgery
160. Had sex on a moving train
161. Had a snake as a pet
162. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
163. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing
164. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours (Post-festival sleep requirement.)
165. Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
166. Visited all 7 continents
167. Eaten kangaroo meat
168. Fallen in love at an ancient Mayan burial ground
169. Been a sperm or egg donor
170. Eaten sushi
171. Had your picture in the newspaper
172. Had 2 (or more) healthy romantic relationships for over a year in your lifetime
173. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
174. Gotten someone fired for their actions
175. Gone back to school
176. Parasailed
177. Changed your name
178. Petted a cockroach
179. Eaten fried green tomatoes
180. Read The Iliad
181. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
182. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them
183....and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
184. Taught yourself an art from scratch
185. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
186. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
187. Skipped all your school reunions
188. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
189. Been elected to public office
190. Written your own computer language
191. Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
192. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
193. Built your own PC from parts
194. Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
195. Had a booth at a street fair
196. Dyed your hair
197. Been a DJ
198. Found out someone was going to dump you via LiveJournal
199. Written your own role playing game
200. Been arrested

Well that was tedious. And nope, still not tired, AAAARRRGHHH!

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